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Expecting you to care for precious and amazing little beings while trapped a Blah Beige Bra?  Puhleeez.  Making you change into a completely different contraption (and that’s putting it nicely) to pump in peace?  Not my style, Mama.

Imagine covering the Mona Lisa with a paper bag, or draping the Statue of David in burlap.  Helloooo - this is art - functional, beautiful art. And with the wave of a wand, you can have the smartest, most magical nursing and pumping in all the land.